freezer you need to chill out
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freezer you need to chill out
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When the debate about getting up and accomplishing things is met with a resounding ehhhh, fuck it.
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this tag literally makes me laugh every time
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Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
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Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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Alfred Hitchcock presents
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